![If the two rules to a happy husband are to keep his belly full and balls empty, no wonder my Monday started off with a cold shower and takeout. | Sympathy Ecard If the two rules to a happy husband are to keep his belly full and balls empty, no wonder my Monday started off with a cold shower and takeout. | Sympathy Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/if-the-two-rules-to-a-happy-husband-are-to-keep-his-belly-full-and-balls-empty-no-wonder-my-monday-started-off-with-a-cold-shower-and-takeout-9b9a3.png)
If the two rules to a happy husband are to keep his belly full and balls empty, no wonder my Monday started off with a cold shower and takeout. | Sympathy Ecard
best advice I ever got on how to keep a man: 1) keep his belly full. & 2) keep his balls empty. ;) - Post by bettie_sailor on Boldomatic
![All a man really wants in life is his Belly full and his Balls empty Then wake up knowing his roof will be over his Head and his children Fed - Overly All a man really wants in life is his Belly full and his Balls empty Then wake up knowing his roof will be over his Head and his children Fed - Overly](https://media.makeameme.org/created/all-a-man-2694a619fd.jpg)
All a man really wants in life is his Belly full and his Balls empty Then wake up knowing his roof will be over his Head and his children Fed - Overly
![There are 2 simple rules of keeping your Husband happy in your Marriage. Keep their stomach full and their balls empty. | Humor inappropriate, Boyfriend humor, Family humor There are 2 simple rules of keeping your Husband happy in your Marriage. Keep their stomach full and their balls empty. | Humor inappropriate, Boyfriend humor, Family humor](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/94/eb/c294eb26a8cd8d47e4478733c7ed8974.png)
There are 2 simple rules of keeping your Husband happy in your Marriage. Keep their stomach full and their balls empty. | Humor inappropriate, Boyfriend humor, Family humor
![As the woman your job is to keep his belly full, balls empty, and the house and laundry clean. If you can not do that you shouldn't be with a man. As the woman your job is to keep his belly full, balls empty, and the house and laundry clean. If you can not do that you shouldn't be with a man.](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1hMDkwZjY3Yjk4ZTdlZjQw.png)
As the woman your job is to keep his belly full, balls empty, and the house and laundry clean. If you can not do that you shouldn't be with a man.
![Elmensmag on Instagram: “Short message to the wives since it's the weekend; keep your husband's stomach full and his balls … | Funny pictures, Short messages, Jokes Elmensmag on Instagram: “Short message to the wives since it's the weekend; keep your husband's stomach full and his balls … | Funny pictures, Short messages, Jokes](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/84/46/998446a2dfe9cbf27a4ca584f007d17d.jpg)
Elmensmag on Instagram: “Short message to the wives since it's the weekend; keep your husband's stomach full and his balls … | Funny pictures, Short messages, Jokes
![If your not keeping his balls empty then don't get mad when he finds an alternative method. | Breakup Ecard If your not keeping his balls empty then don't get mad when he finds an alternative method. | Breakup Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/if-your-not-keeping-his-balls-empty-then-dont-get-mad-when-he-finds-an-alternative-method-b6364.png)